he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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