Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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