So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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