the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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