Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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