you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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