I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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