Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
