I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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