I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
