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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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