Yo dont text me then not text me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
