She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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