ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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