The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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