is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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