Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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