Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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