like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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