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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
His nipple licking is glorious
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