thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize