HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If I die, sorry about rent.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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