Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize