You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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