If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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