im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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