I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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