I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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