she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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