She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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