Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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