i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You don't make any sense
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Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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