I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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