And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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