whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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