Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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