dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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