Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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