My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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