how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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