Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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