ugly people sure do ruin things
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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