You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
third nipple confirmed
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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