never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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