went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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