I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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