Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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