I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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