I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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