I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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