Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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