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I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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