You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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