no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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