Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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