Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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