I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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