talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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